Hairdo

What if the Barbarians were once a peace-loving society of hair-cutters? And then on one fateful day, they were brutally attacked by the Mongol Empire. As a result of this outrage, the Barbarians quickly, and angrily, spread across the known world, conquering and cutting hair, viciously. That’s why you should be nice to others. So they don’t run around styling hair, all of a sudden.