Canine Psychoanalysis

One day, my niece Kya was explaining why she would never use nasal decongestant ever again. She said that it worked so well that she could “smell her own nose”. To me, that was a gag that needed very little refinement. In my mind, the only thing that could make it any funnier was the situation seen above.

Hairdo

What if the Barbarians were once a peace-loving society of hair-cutters? And then on one fateful day, they were brutally attacked by the Mongol Empire. As a result of this outrage, the Barbarians quickly, and angrily, spread across the known world, conquering and cutting hair, viciously. That’s why you should be nice to others. So they don’t run around styling hair, all of a sudden.